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Ava Gardner with Prince Jack

Ava wants to clean up the streets by going after the owners who don't pick up............and when she's finished with that, she’s gonna clean up the corridors of congress. – N. Roe     Editor's Note: Ava only has three legs to stand on.

Arnie

Arnie cannot hope to be more eloquent in the expression of his deepest inner truth than an honorable predecessor. "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
                                                                                        – Vice President Dan Quayle

Bob

Run, Ruby, Run.  Bob is from New York but lives in Wisconsin. Ruby G. has his vote.
Any dog is better than the current administration.
                                                                                     

Stanley & Falstaff

Defend every dog's right to bare teeth and freedom of barking
regardless of breed or previous condition of shelterhood.
                                                                                     

 

Maxie

Security is paramount to Maxie. She bites Republicans.

Bernie

Bernie, populist candidate for VP, takes a relaxed view of campaigning - but is firmly committed
to the full-dinner pail and kibble in every pot. If his bid for VP fails, Bernie would be open to
a cabinet. He is fully in touch with his sexuality so there will be no Larry Craig surprises here.

Olive

Olive sometimes shakes. But her health problems are no worse than Cheney's.
She may be shakey, but she's not shakey on the issues. She'll run on the platform
of Equal Rights for the Toothless.

Sally

Sally wouldn't run for all the rubber chicken dinners in the world.

 

Gustave

Gustave has a few strong advisors. Which he'll need, because he's currently based in the UK.

Brie

Brie – like the cheese not the Desperate Housewife.

Iggy

Iggy is on Ruby's short list. She has two Mommies and supports Gay Rights.
See how well Iggy connects with people!  Photos by Meredith Allen.

Two Bellas

One voted for Bush. One probably didn't. Isn't it time we put an Italian Greyhound
in the White House? Alas, there is concern that Olive and Bella may divide the Italian
Greyhound vote. This might help Maxie.


Syd the Anarkitty

Syd is an anarchist, and as such, opposed to organized government.

 

   

Ruby Giuliani

Road to the White House: from Pleasantville to Pennsylvania Avenue.

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