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Ruby Giuliani
Surprise announcement comes on heels of New York Times Ruby G shout out.
What she lacks in
international experience, she makes up for in loyalty. And moxie.
Ruby G is the future. Finally dogs everywhere have a voice. Cool cats, too.


"This is great fun... Candidates everywhere will ask, 'How do we beat the bitch?'" – Steve Brodner

"I don't have a dog in this fight." – Michael Bennett, CNN Contributor


      Third-party bid for Presidency becomes reality as Ruby G. overcomes cross-species hurdle. Might Kurt Andersen's "Trifecta" actually refer to the possibility of Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, and Ruby Giuliani – three New York-based Presidential candidates? Ruby will be just 36 dog years on Election Day, but she's got the fire in her belly to lead. Her platform, one of CHANGE. Sure, Barack's Kansas/Kenya roots are appealing, but they can hardly compete with Ruby G's Labrador/Poodle allure. Special Interest Groups include Graygirls and the ASPCA, but not Peta as they contend road to White House is cruel and unusual. Send in your pet's views on the matter. Check out the VP Gallery.
      

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• Don't miss Steve Brodner and Gail Levin's Candidate's Best Friend -- it makes a Rudy/Ruby ticket look like it's the ticket.
Skateboarding Bulldog Tyson considered outside favorite for #2 spot.
New York Post: Rupert Murdoch undermines Ruby G. Campaign; Featured but not acknowledged in 6/21 cover story
• Ruby softens bark to increase likeability.
Is the country ready for a dog in the White House? She wouldn't be the first.
• Ruby G's favorite Maine newspaper: Daily Bulldog
• There's talk of a Barack/Ruby G ticket; but Barack/Biden wouldn't be all bad, tethering Ruby G to a cabinet post.

 
 
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